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I'm Bri. I'm brutally honest, I really hate the human race, my mother is a superhero, she goes by the
name of "Super Bitch." My father is a white trash asshole. So that would make me a Bitchy piece of
trash.
I read books that are about exploring my sex life. I watch movies with brutal violence and sick
comedy. I once watched a guy swallow a bucket of semen while jacking off to mozart in the dark of his
room, it was quite the incredible sight.
I will punch someone in the face for no reason, and normally
people run when I approach them because they know that I will probably attempt to set them on fire.
I was voted most likely to assasinate a president in highschool, and I really believe that my parents
are purple aliens from another planet that just left me here so that I could adapt to the human lifestyles
and study them, one day.
.. they will return for me. My life goals are to own an entire island of midgets
and to become a hitwoman. If I was the last person on the planet I would probably get really fat and
try to ride a whale for the hell of it.
I aspire to be like the erotic version of doctor seuss. I pay
strippers with chicken bones and monopoly money. I really spend alot of time staring at my fuzzy tv
wondering if the ring girl will come out because shes really hot and I'd have hardcore lesbian sex
with her.
I'm a silly little bitch with a silly little mind, No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people
go "Oh that's crazy!" then they go "It's genius!". That's what happened to the person who invented
fire, they burned that witch and guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff.
Let's not
make this weird cause I'm not good on dates. and I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to
get you off.
This angel's got a broken halo. Swingers club monroe ky =) I smoke crack from
9-5 monday through friday, its pretty much my fulltime job and consumes most of my time for now, I
intend on cutting down my hours because by the end of the day I'm really wore out.
I've got a twenty-dollar
bill That says I'm up late night starting Fist fights versus fences in my backyard Wearing my black
eye like a badge of honor Soaking in sympathy From friends who never loved me Nearly half as much
as you.
Have another drink and drive yourself home I hope there's ice on all the roads And you
can think of me when you forget your seat belt That's right, I said it. And again when your head
goes through the windshield Currently have a bf: couples profile.
.. BriNate
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